SNAPPER - THE GIANT SNAPPING TURTLE MOVIE: SNAPPER RELEASE DATE

Saturday, October 02, 2004

SNAPPER RELEASE DATE

I just finished watching my Promo DVD of Snapper with a splash of Snapper Revenge and I must say it sped right past stupid and straight into funny as shit. You can't help but burst into laughter... - MEATHEAD

Hello boys and girls, we have some exciting news! The official release date for SNAPPER has been set! Our ridiculous opus will be available for purchase on OCTOBER 31st, 2004. I think Halloween is a fitting day to release our beloved turd upon America, or at least the folks that stumble onto this site. SNAPPER will be available for a very reasonable price and all transactions will occur via PayPal.

Keep watching the site! There WILL BE a pre-release FREE PROMO OFFER coming soon! There will also be a TRADE IN OFFER for folks who received the earlier promo version that did not contain SNAPPER REVENGE.

Until then, BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU FISH FOR...

THE ORIGIN OF SNAPPER

Nestled in the hills of Tennessee is Ulanawa Lake. Local legends claim it is home to a vicious, possibly mutated, giant turtle known only as SNAPPER. For years, Ulanawa Lake has been the scene of countless mysterious deaths and disappearances. Though authorities remain baffled, the locals blame Snapper.

We are proud to announce the release of the first 'film' to pay homage to the Beast of Ulanawa Lake

Loosely based on the Ulawana Lake legend, SNAPPER is a new low in independent film! No budget, no talent, and one mean turtle puppet take on the art of guerilla film making.

Shot on a mini VHS camcorder in a mere three hour period, SNAPPER was undertaken with no script and a total cost of less than five dollars. The result was an amusing short feature that takes nothing seriously.

Though there was never any intention of marketing SNAPPER, all who saw the footage requested copies. Sadly, the tapes languished for three years in the custody of their creator. During this time, they went through several primitive VCR to VCR editing attempts and were viewed by several people. All who experienced SNAPPER had a positive response to the stupidity the friends had wrought.

Due to that popular demandâ¦

THE SNAPPER DVD WAS BORN

The DVD contains the creator's final edits SNAPPER and SNAPPER REVENGE. It also includes a special bonus feature, SNAPPER IN THE RAW, consisting of the complete and unedited footage shot for SNAPPER.

To quote the creator, "â¦fuck it, I think we've done all we can, with what we have to work with."

Indeed.

The SNAPPER DVD is currently out of stock, but will become available again! Keep watching this site for details!

Saturday, October 02, 2004

SNAPPER RELEASE DATE

EMAIL

ONLINE VIDEOS

OTHER MEDIA

THE ORIGIN OF SNAPPER

We are proud to announce the release of the first 'film' to pay homage to the Beast of Ulanawa Lake

Loosely based on the Ulawana Lake legend, SNAPPER is a new low in independent film! No budget, no talent, and one mean turtle puppet take on the art of guerilla film making.

Shot on a mini VHS camcorder in a mere three hour period, SNAPPER was undertaken with no script and a total cost of less than five dollars. The result was an amusing short feature that takes nothing seriously.

Due to that popular demandâ¦

THE SNAPPER DVD WAS BORN

The DVD contains the creator's final edits SNAPPER and SNAPPER REVENGE. It also includes a special bonus feature, SNAPPER IN THE RAW, consisting of the complete and unedited footage shot for SNAPPER.

To quote the creator, "â¦fuck it, I think we've done all we can, with what we have to work with."

Indeed.

The SNAPPER DVD is currently out of stock, but will become available again! Keep watching this site for details!

SNAPPER TOUR

This is a list of states to which SNAPPER DVDs have shipped. We hope to hit all fifty!

ARIZONA

ARKANSAS

CALIFORNIA

GEORGIA

ILLINOIS

INDIANA

KENTUCKY

MAINE

MARYLAND

MISSOURI

NEW YORK

OHIO

TENNESSEE

TEXAS

VIRGINIA

WASHINGTON

Saturday, October 02, 2004

SNAPPER RELEASE DATE

EMAIL

ONLINE VIDEOS

OTHER MEDIA

THE ORIGIN OF SNAPPER

We are proud to announce the release of the first 'film' to pay homage to the Beast of Ulanawa Lake

Loosely based on the Ulawana Lake legend, SNAPPER is a new low in independent film! No budget, no talent, and one mean turtle puppet take on the art of guerilla film making.

Shot on a mini VHS camcorder in a mere three hour period, SNAPPER was undertaken with no script and a total cost of less than five dollars. The result was an amusing short feature that takes nothing seriously.

Due to that popular demandâ¦

THE SNAPPER DVD WAS BORN

The DVD contains the creator's final edits SNAPPER and SNAPPER REVENGE. It also includes a special bonus feature, SNAPPER IN THE RAW, consisting of the complete and unedited footage shot for SNAPPER.

To quote the creator, "â¦fuck it, I think we've done all we can, with what we have to work with."

Indeed.

The SNAPPER DVD is currently out of stock, but will become available again! Keep watching this site for details!

SNAPPER TOUR

This is a list of states to which SNAPPER DVDs have shipped. We hope to hit all fifty!

ARIZONA

ARKANSAS

CALIFORNIA

GEORGIA

ILLINOIS

INDIANA

KENTUCKY

MAINE

MARYLAND

MISSOURI

NEW YORK

OHIO

TENNESSEE

TEXAS

VIRGINIA

WASHINGTON

Due to that popular demandâ¦

To quote the creator, "â¦fuck it, I think we've done all we can, with what we have to work with."