THE STORY THUS FAR...

Wanting nothing more than a relaxing day of fishing, two half wits embark on a journey that becomes a tragedy. They reel in more than they bargained for in the form of SNAPPER. Angered by the undoubtedly unpleasant hook to the mouth routine, SNAPPER pursues the two imbeciles through the woods. Carnage ensues via unrealistic violence and cardboard puppetry.



After learning that his twin brother has fallen victim to Snapper's senseless bloodlust, a bereaved sibling seeks REVENGE! Upon enlisting the help of a mysterious turtle hunter with issues of his own, the enraged brother sets out to destroy SNAPPER. Cardboard puppetry carnage ensues. Who will survive, man or beast?



With his act of revenge complete, the twin brother begins to wonder if eating SNAPPER's innards was such a good idea. Plagued by nightmares and a long bout of constipation, he seeks professional assistance. Will removal of the blockage bring relief or an astonishing revelation! Cardboard puppetry and suitmation carnage ensues! Keep watching for PROGENY updates. This third installment will take bad taste and no-budget antics to a whole new low!