Friday, April 29, 2005

WHY WAIT?

So there you were, surfing the net for things like OLD BOB, THE BERMUDA DEPTHS, or anything relating to giant turtles of the sea, common snapper or alligator snapper variety. There in your search results was a link to this atrocious site. You came here out of curiosity, not really sure what you'd find.

Maybe you watched SNAPPER and/or watched SNAPPER REVENGE. Perhaps you read our crappy SNAPPER COMIC. You probably wondered why anyone wrought this no-budget crap upon the earth. Hell, maybe you enjoyed our rampant stupidity. Maybe you even considered buying our SNAPPER DVD.

Believe it or not, sometimes people order the DVD. Hell, a few brave souls have even purchased SNAPPER APPAREL.

Perhaps you'd like a closer look at the DVD. Well, you can get a detailed look at the DVD and its packaging by clicking the link below.

SNAPPER DVD AND PACKAGING

Lovely, wasn't it? Why wait? Click the PayPal button in the right hand links column to order your SNAPPER DVD today! Become one with the shit pile that is SNAPPER!