BIG SNAPPER UPDATE

Well, the time has come. After nearly six months of procrastination, mostly due to a lack of free time, SNAPPER PROGENY will finally get off the ground. From here on out, I will actually have one entire day off work per week. The new turtles will be built, scenes will be shot, and another crappy SNAPPER debacle will be shit out into the void we call reality.

You may wonder why we even bother making this stuff. Why put time and energy into zero budget short films that will never gain us fame or fortune?

Because it's fun!

If no one other than the folks who participate in these projects ever saw them, we would still make them. Still, we enjoy the idea of others viewing our atrocious little productions. We like to think that someone out there is watching SNAPPER and/or SNAPPER REVENGE and having a good laugh.

PROGENY will take our low brow approach to a whole new depth. The production quality will actually improve this time around, but the humor and story line come straight from the sewer. Hell, just look at that damn promo poster.

The story begins shortly after the events of SNAPPER REVENGE. The bereaved sibling who killed and devoured Snapper finds himself tormented by nightmares and a case of chronic constipation. After some medical advice and the application of the dreaded apparatus, the cause becomes clear.

What will be the consequence of this shocking revelation? If nothing else, it will lead to gratuitous profanity, unrealistic violence, and a complete lack of common sense.

Perfect!

Expect the 'twin theme' begun in SNAPPER REVENGE to expand in PROGENY. You will likely see all the players from the previous two chapters of THE SNAPPER SAGA. Expect some new 'actors' to appear as well. PROGENY will most likely be the last chapter in THE SNAPPER SAGA, but rumors abound of a future SNAPPER tale of the Dai Kaiju variety. Only time will tell.

Even if SNAPPER is put to bed after this one, we've got some other, more controversial video projects for the future.

The SNAPPER COMIC is still alive, but like PROGENY, suffers from a lack of free time. More is on the way. After the initial two stories are complete, we will bring you SNAPPER PAYBACK, a story penned by technobohemia.com's ringmaster.

Have faith turtle fans, you'll get to see it all by September. Until then,

WATCH THE SNAPPER SAGA THUS FAR.