LET THERE BE POOP!

After a rough assembly of the material we had for PROGENY so far, we realized something. Just getting to the egg hatching made the video eleven minutes or so long. It's an unwritten law around here that Snapper tales can't exceed twenty minutes. The sheer awfulness of these things requires a quick telling. We know brevity is the soul of wit. Because of this, we declare PROGENY finished.

This tale covers the horrible constipation due to turtle innard ingestion by Dave's character from REVENGE, his ensuing nightmares and the manner in which he relieves said symptoms. Basically, it's an eleven minute short about a man desperately trying to take a shit. As for turtle effects, Snapper Junior makes a brief appearance as a hatchling in the video's final scene.

This is the lowest quality Snapper short yet. Still, those who've seen the video have loved it. I guess you can't beat a giant dose of toilet humor.



SNAPPER PROGENY will premier at TechnoBohemia.com's FREAKSHOW 2005 on October 28th. After the final title screens and adjustments are made, it will be available to watch online and be added to a new version of the SNAPPER DVD. Keep watching this site for updates.

The rest of PROGENY's intended story will be told via yet another Snapper Tale.

God forgive us...