Monday, November 07, 2005

THE FINAL SNAPPER

Yup, we've one final tale to tell. Then there will be no more Snapper. It's time for an all out bonanza of gore and unrealistic violence. Hell, we might halfway try for some quality this time. Yeah, right.

It's time for...SNAPPER CARNAGE!

A rash of deaths, disappearances and mutilations begin to plague Ulanawa Lake after several quiet years. During this time, tales of Snapper have become little more than local legend. That is, until a mysterious stranger appears with an even more mysterious tale: A tale of a brother slaughtered, a quest for revenge, and an attempt at compassion for an orphaned reptile.

Only he can stop what stalks the lake. Only he can bring an end to the CARNAGE!


When will we make it? Who knows. Furthermore, who cares? Still, keep checking back for more rampant stupidity.