IT'S ALMOST TIME!

Yup, the time is drawing nigh for FESTIVUS! Break out the aluminum pole, invite some friends and/or foes over, air your grievances and let the feats of strength begin!

It beats the hell out of that reworked pagan Saturnalia with a dash of Mithraism we know as Christmas! No gifts, no shopping, no messy tree and no false sentiments, it's just plain fun!

Get on the bandwagon! Dump Christmas and all its pointless frustration.

Celebrate the wonderfully guiltless and meaningless FESTIVUS!

You'll be glad you did!