Tuesday, August 31, 2004

IT IS FINISHED...

The SNAPPER DVD is completely finished. We'll be handing out flyers and maybe even a few copies at DRAGON*CON this coming weekend. Be sure and look for our flyers if you attend.

The final product contains...

SNAPPER - A lazy day of fishing goes horribly wrong when two half-wits catch more than thay bargained for...Who, if anyone, will survive the reptilian rage of Snapper? Pure no-budget shlock abounds for eleven whole minutes!

SNAPPER REVENGE TRAILER - A brother's revenge coupled with the assistance of a mysterious ally is sworn to destroy Snapper! This complete project is coming soon!

SNAPPER IN THE RAW - A bonus feature consisting of the complete and unedited footage shot for SNAPPER with a running time of eighteen minutes.

The SNAPPER DVD comes in a nice slimline DVD case with a full color glossy insert! Pictures of the DVD and its packaging will be up soon.

The price for the DVD has not yet been set. Anyone interested in purchasing a copy should email us at snapperfilm@aol.com. We will contact you with price/shipping cost ASAP.

Wednesday, August 25, 2004

SNAPPER STORE OPENS

Sure the DVD won't be for sale until September, but you can still get some cool SNAPPER swag! SNAPPER shirts and posters are available now at DAMN ART SHOP. Get your piece of a cult film so obscure that less than twenty people have even seen it!

EDITING IS COMPLETE!!!!!

Attention unrealistic turtle puppet fans! Final editing on the SNAPPER DVD is complete! The master copy is burning at this very moment. Barring any technical explosions, crashes, or other unforseen flubs, the DVD will be available very soon! Finally, a finished SNAPPER is on the horizon! The release will also contain SNAPPER IN THE RAW as a bonus feature. SNAPPER IN THE RAW is every second of footage shot for the project, completely unedited. What's more, the DVD will also contain a trailer for the unfinished sequel SNAPPER REVENGE.

Thursday, August 05, 2004

CAREFUL WHAT YOU FISH FOR!

SNAPPER - A new low in independent film! No budget, no talent, and one mean turtle puppet take on the art of guerilla film making.

Way back in the early days of 2001, two friends discussed making a crappy home video about a killer snapping turtle. The idea kept creeping back into the mind of the friends, prompting one of them to construct a preliminary puppet out of tape, cardboard, and other items. Knowing there was never any real intention of completing the project, the puppet was created out of boredom. Two other friends, upon seeing the ridiculous puppet, were gung ho about being in the project. The result was SNAPPER.

Shot on VHS in a mere three hour period, SNAPPER was undertaken with no story, no script, and a total cost of five dollars. The result was an amusing short feature that takes nothing seriously. All who saw the footage responded positively.

Before the year was over, the group also shot SNAPPER - REVENGE. The friends tried to plan this one, thereby killing it. Though it lacks the fun spontaneity of SNAPPER, it has its moments.

The tapes languished for three years in the custody of their creator. During this time, they went through several primitive VCR to VCR editing attempts and were screened by several people. All who viewed SNAPPER had a positive response to the stupidity the friends had wrought. SNAPPER - REVENGE, as with all sequels, didn't capture the same bravado charm as its predecessor and remains a pale shadow.

This site is the dawn of the SNAPPER DVD, or VCD depending on the cash flow. It is hoped that this project can be completed by the fall of 2004.

Tentatively, it will contain the final edits of SNAPPER and SNAPPER-REVENGE along with the complete footage shot for each project.

Keep checking for updates!