WEST COAST SNAPPER

I got word today that one of Snapper's pals on the West Coast will be carting one of our atrocious DVDs to the North American Science Fiction Con aka Cascadia Con in Seattle this weekend. She plans to show it to whoever is willing to suffer through it.

Good luck to her I say! I just hope no one smashes it over her head after watching it.

PROGENY HAS BEGUN

Well kids, we got a bit of PROGENY shot yesterday. It is proving to be another wondrous crap fest! Wrought with shaky camera work, bad lighting, not-so-special effects and god awful acting, PROGENY fits in perfectly with the previous atrocious SNAPPER adventures. We've got a few still shots below. We'd of had more, but we forgot to take the still camera along during the outdoor scenes.



Clockwise from top left: Dave's constipation will hopefully be solved by a big dose of COLON BLAST BRAN FLAKES - After many bowls, a painful success is achieved - The release of Dave's bowels exposes the blockage - Dave ponders the egg - The egg hatches - No, it's not Ernest Goes To Camp...it's a baby Snapper!

As you can see, we are well on our way to committing another horrible insult to the efforts of true independent film makers.

Oh well.

FREE SNAPPER DVD

Okay, here's the first of the free promos to celebrate the one year blogiversary of SNAPPER! Up for grabs is a Snapper Promotional DVD featuring SNAPPER and SNAPPER IN THE RAW. It will be sent to the first person that claims it ABSOLUTELY FREE!

Just email us your name and postal mailing address via the email link below. We will not share this information or put you on any type of mailing list. This offer is good within The United States only.

snapperfilm@aol.com

Thanks again for your interest in SNAPPER!

PROGENY BEGINS!

Believe it or not, we've actually begun making SNAPPER PROGENY props! We've got an egg, a stunt egg, an under construction hatching action snapper and a small hatchling Snapper underway.

Be assured, all these special effects will be of the lowest Z-budget quality!

PROGENY will begin shooting on August 20th, 2005.

We'll have pictures of some of the new puppets for you soon.

SNAPPER BLOGIVERSARY

It was on August 5th of 2004 that the SNAPPER BLOG first opened its doors to the public. That made yesterday our official one year anniversary!

I completely forgot.

Since then, we've sold some DVD's, Snapper shirts, started a shitty comic, continually threatened to make Snapper Progeny, and met some very depraved and interesting folks.

Anyway, to celebrate one full year of wasted time, we will soon be running some FREE PROMOS OF SNAPPER SWAG!

Details will be posted here soon, so keep checking back!

Until then, BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU FISH FOR!!!!