SNAPPER'S OUT OF FREEBIES

We are officially out of free promo DVDs. All fifty of the initial promo DVDs featuring SNAPPER and SNAPPER IN THE RAW have gone out into the world. I'm sure they are all living full lives as beverage coasters, improvised frisbees or as implements whose uses we dare not fathom. Hopefully, SNAPPER discs make occasional appearances at drunken gatherings, much to the amusement of all subjected to them. After all, that's the purpose they were meant to serve. We'll have another few promos in the coming months, so stay tuned! We may have some shirts and a new version of the promo DVD next time around.

Currently, we are trying to get back on track with the SNAPPER COMIC. The completed pages need some reworking and several more pages need to get started. We intend to have that project wrapped up pretty soon.

In the video realm, we're going to add a few scenes and do some major tweaking to SNAPPER PROGENY in the coming months. This will clear the way for work on the final Snapper adventure, SNAPPER CARNAGE, to get underway.

For now, you can watch our SNAPPER SAGA as it exists thus far. Just click on the titles below to enjoy the tales of our testicle munching rampaging reptile right on your own computer!

SNAPPER - Be Careful What You Fish For!

SNAPPER REVENGE - Let's Make Some Soup!

SNAPPER PROGENY - Why Won't it Come Out? rough cut

We also have one non-snapper video. It's a spoof of the sci-fi classic LOGAN'S RUN. Click the title below to check it out!

LOGAN RUNS - There is no Sanctuary!

GIRLS GONE GRABBLIN'

If you think taking on a vicious cardboard snapping turtle puppet sounds dangerous, you should check out some grabblin' action!



Grabbling or Noodling is the art of 'hand fishing' for catfish. You find a hole, stick your hand into it, wiggle your fingers and hope a monstrous catfish bites onto your hand. When it does, you grab its lower lip and wrestle it out of the hole. It sounds like fiction, but it's fact. Since seeing is believing, I suggest you check out catfishgrabblers.com. That where I ordered my Girls Gone Grabblin' DVD!

Unlike certain profanity laden videos about a testicle munching turtle, GGG is fine entertainment for the whole family! You'll be amazed as Southern gals wrestle catfish up to fifty pounds out of their underwater hideouts. Get your Girls Gone Grabblin' DVD from catfishgrabblers.com today! It's worth every penny!

Don't forget to watch our profanity laden, crap fest SNAPPER videos while you're here!

catfishgrabblers.com is no way affiliated with, nor endorses Southernecrology Productions' SNAPPER SAGA.

GET YOUR FREE DVD

Okay, it's time for a freebie! Up for grabs are the last of the Snapper Promotional DVDs. The promo DVD features SNAPPER and SNAPPER IN THE RAW and does not come with a case. If you would like to receive one absolutely free, just send us your name and postal mailing address via the email link below. We will not share this information or put you on any type of mailing list. This offer is good within The United States only.

snapperfilm@aol.com

Act now! Supplies are extremely limited! Thanks for your interest in SNAPPER!

THE BEAST OF ULANAWA

There is a lake that sometimes runs red. There is a lake that holds a ferocious beast. There is a lake haunted by a vicious turtle.

In Ulanawa Lake, there lurks SNAPPER!

Many claim to have seen SNAPPER, but physical evidence for the creature's existence has yet to be found. The only thing on record is the following photographic evidence. The photos were developed from film found in a bloody camera on the banks of Ulanawa Lake. The blood was determined to be of human origin, but the donor was never found or identified. The discovery was followed by the largest rash of mysterious deaths and disappearances in the history of Ulanawa Lake.



It is assumed that these photos are either a hoax or the last photos taken by a person or persons who met their fate at the jaws of SNAPPER.

Though these photos brought on a revival of SNAPPER sightings and supposed attacks, reports of the Beast of Ulanawa were nothing new. Cherokee legends claim that the lake is home to an evil spirit trapped in the body of a turtle, hence the lake's moniker, Ulanawa.

A tale originating in the 1800's claims that SNAPPER was the trained attack pet of a local freed slave turned gunfighter. He had trained the beast for the sole purpose of brutally slaying the man who murdered his father. After the deed was done, the gunfighter released SNAPPER into Ulanawa Lake. A reward for the turtle, but an eternal curse upon the townsfolk.

For the purpose of our videos, our stories our based upon the claims of a local eccentric. According to him, his mentally deficient twin brother and a companion were slain by SNAPPER on an ill fated fishing trip. The two were indeed found dead and mutilated in a wooded area near the lake, but it was never proven that SNAPPER was the culprit.

Unfortunately, the authorities alluded to the beast when informing the man of his brother's death. That was all it took. He needed someone to blame. He chose SNAPPER.

In the months that followed, the man claimed to have hunted down, slain and even eaten his reptilian quarry. He swore he was assisted by a man he referred to only as The Turtle Hunter. He also claimed that this hunter had lost his life to SNAPPER in the process. Authorities searched the lake upon hearing these claims, but no trace of hunter or turtle was ever found. The man claimed to have kept SNAPPER'S head, but had eaten it as well for good measure.

With no body or evidence of any kind, authorities deemed the man a harmless crack pot and left it at that. They assumed the loss of his twin brother had frayed his last nerve.

He now roams the streets, telling his tales to anyone who will listen. His latest raving concerns his passing of an egg swallowed during his feasting upon SNAPPER'S innards. He claims to have attempted to raise SNAPPER'S offspring, only to have things go horribly awry.

Just exactly what happened he refuses to say.

If you're ever in the Ulanawa Lake area, ask someone to point out the Snapper guy. He'll gladly relay his supposed experiences for you.

Until that day comes, check out our SNAPPER videos by clicking the links in the top of the right hand column. You can watch them on your computer.

Enjoy!

Photos courtesy of T.N. Clay. Images originally appeared in his book, THE CURSE OF SNAPPER.