THE STORY THUS FAR...

Wanting nothing more than a relaxing day of fishing, two half wits embark on a journey that becomes a tragedy. They reel in more than they bargained for in the form of SNAPPER. Angered by the undoubtedly unpleasant hook to the mouth routine, SNAPPER pursues the two imbeciles through the woods. Carnage ensues via unrealistic violence and cardboard puppetry.



After learning that his twin brother has fallen victim to Snapper's senseless bloodlust, a bereaved sibling seeks REVENGE! Upon enlisting the help of a mysterious turtle hunter with issues of his own, the enraged brother sets out to destroy SNAPPER. Cardboard puppetry carnage ensues. Who will survive, man or beast?



With his act of revenge complete, the twin brother begins to wonder if eating SNAPPER's innards was such a good idea. Plagued by nightmares and a long bout of constipation, he seeks professional assistance. Will removal of the blockage bring relief or an astonishing revelation! Cardboard puppetry and suitmation carnage ensues! Keep watching for PROGENY updates. This third installment will take bad taste and no-budget antics to a whole new low!

A SNAPPER ALUMNI SPEAKS

The following is a message from SNAPPER alumni Kevin. You know, the ball cap wearing fool with the ever itchy butt. Enjoy his musings.

Snapper is one of the best bad movies I have ever seen or been a part of. The cardboard and duct tape turtle is of the highest artistic standards (Momma, he ain't got no hind legs!). The audio and video precision granted by a VHS camcorder are excellent. And the acting itself, well, I think it's obvious the level of thought and preparation that went into the dialogue. And of course being the physical specimens that we are, all stunt work was done by us. Utter stupidity? Drunken tomfoolery? Comic genius? You be the judge. So do yourself a favor and pick up a copy of this movie. You'll be so glad you did. And if nothing else, the disc makes for a handsome beer coaster. And the case can be used as a hiding place for that freaky fetish porno that you want no one to know you possess. You know the one - with the livestock and midgets and key lime pie, you nasty sicko. - KEVIN

SNAPPER PROGENY UPDATE

This is the first bit of work towards the next SNAPPER installment. It's a quick little sketch of our new turtle. He's much more anthropomorphic, as we plan to use a guy in a suit. Plus, the turtle will actually have back legs and a tail this time around.

Though the original unrealistic rampaging reptile was put down in SNAPPER REVENGE, the craptabulous, shitastic horror that is SNAPPER continues! You won't believe the origin of this new SNAPPER!

The premise of SNAPPER PROGENY will take bad taste and no-budget shenanigans to a whole new low! Keep watching the site for updates.