Monday, March 21, 2005
IT'S SOME KINDA' GIANT PIG...IT'S HOGZILLA!!!!
The giant creatures just keep on coming...
Chris Griffin caused quite an internet stir last year after posting this photo of HOGZILLA. Griffin claimed to have bagged the beast near Alapaha, Ga., last June.
He claimed HOGZILLA weighed over 1000 pounds and sported nine inch tusks. He also claimed to have buried the beast after taking the photo. The speculation raged. Was the photo doctored? Was HOGZILLA a hoax?
Well, the final word on Hogzilla is out.
Experts from National Geographic exhumed the porcine giant and got all scientific on the corpse. It turns out 'Zilla fell a little short of the 1000 pound mark, though he still tipped the scales at a whopping 800 pounds. DNA tests revealed a wild boar in 'Zilla's family tree as well. These facts and more were revealed in the National Geograhic Explorer show that aired last night. Click below to see pics from the show.
HOGZILLA GALLERY
What the hell was up with last year? SNAPPER goes DVD and overgrown southern animals start coming out of the woodwork. Okay, we've had Hogzilla the giant boar and Old Bob the giant alligator snapping turtle. What's next? A two hundred pound opossum? Geeezzzz!!!!
Sunday, March 13, 2005
SNAPPER ALUMNI NEWS
We recently received word that some early 'lost' films featuring DAVE from SNAPPER and SNAPPER REVENGE will soon be available!
If you think SNAPPER was the first time Dave whored himself out to some morons with a camcorder, you're dead wrong. Very soon, his performances as THRONGDAN THE MERCILESS and BUBBA FREDRICKSON - VOCAL TRAINER, will be the world's to ponder. Hopefully, his turn as SUPER BUDDHA will turn up as well!
Dave has also been recently published on Galactichunter.com. Sealing his dork status, Dave gushes about Episode III toys and the current state of his underpants...
READ THE WHOLE DORKY THING
If you think SNAPPER was the first time Dave whored himself out to some morons with a camcorder, you're dead wrong. Very soon, his performances as THRONGDAN THE MERCILESS and BUBBA FREDRICKSON - VOCAL TRAINER, will be the world's to ponder. Hopefully, his turn as SUPER BUDDHA will turn up as well!
Dave has also been recently published on Galactichunter.com. Sealing his dork status, Dave gushes about Episode III toys and the current state of his underpants...
READ THE WHOLE DORKY THING
HONORING OLD BOB
We here at Southernecrology Productions owe a great debt to Old Bob, the giant snapper captured in California last year. Rumors of Old Bob's existence had persisted for over forty years. Most people considered him only a legend, until workers dredging Laguna Lake caught him in their nets.
Our site tracker indicates that many folks stumble across this site while searching for info on Old Bob. That damn beast has generated quite a bit of traffic for us. In return, we offer you Old Bob questers a link to the best damn slideshow of old Bob photos we have found. Follow the link below to see nine glorious photos of the horror that is Old Bob. For all Bob has done for us, we are declaring him the official Patron Saint of Southernecrology Productions. Long live the beast! Hail Old Bob!
OLD BOB SLIDESHOW