NEW SNAPPER COMIC PAGE

Have a gander at page seven of the SNAPPER COMIC BOOK. Yay! More crappy shit has been spewed out into the void. Click on the image above to see the whole comic book thus far...

TURTLE ATTACKS DOG!

This surely isn't a common event in the animal kingdom, but it's quite funny. Watch as a surly tortoise takes a few shots at the family dog. Click below to watch the video.

WATCH TURTLE ATTACKING DOG VIDEO

Okay, if anyone out there is just waiting for some new SNAPPER stuff, be sure to come back Tuesday 5/31/05 for some spanking new SNAPPER COMIC BOOK pages. Until then, you can read FROM CRAPPER TO SNAPPER - THE ORIGIN OF THE TURTLE HUNTER. It's time well spent.

TURTLE HUNTER ORIGIN

Troy of SNAPPER REVENGE fame, or maybe infamy, has penned a lovely tale that delves deep into his REVENGE character's past. Find out exactly what happened the day he lost his balls to a rampaging reptile! It's a bit long to post here, but you can read it in it's entirety on his JADED JOURNAL blog site. Just click the image above or the text below to read it.

READ FROM CRAPPER TO SNAPPER

TECHBO IS BACK!

Technobohemia.com, which hosts the streaming video of SNAPPER and SNAPPER REVENGE, is back up with a new and improved site. Unfortunately, a lot of previous posts there were lost in the upgrade.

Still, feel free to visit their SNAPPER FORUM and help to get that baby filled up again!

While you're there, be sure and enjoy all the other videos and madness that the Techno Bohemians have to offer!

Don't forget to check back here Monday for an all new prose story detailing the origins of everyone's favorite nutless Turtle Hunter penned by the very man to portray him in SNAPPER REVENGE!

I promise, it's hilarious!

BIG SNAPPER UPDATE

Well, the time has come. After nearly six months of procrastination, mostly due to a lack of free time, SNAPPER PROGENY will finally get off the ground. From here on out, I will actually have one entire day off work per week. The new turtles will be built, scenes will be shot, and another crappy SNAPPER debacle will be shit out into the void we call reality.

You may wonder why we even bother making this stuff. Why put time and energy into zero budget short films that will never gain us fame or fortune?

Because it's fun!

If no one other than the folks who participate in these projects ever saw them, we would still make them. Still, we enjoy the idea of others viewing our atrocious little productions. We like to think that someone out there is watching SNAPPER and/or SNAPPER REVENGE and having a good laugh.

PROGENY will take our low brow approach to a whole new depth. The production quality will actually improve this time around, but the humor and story line come straight from the sewer. Hell, just look at that damn promo poster.

The story begins shortly after the events of SNAPPER REVENGE. The bereaved sibling who killed and devoured Snapper finds himself tormented by nightmares and a case of chronic constipation. After some medical advice and the application of the dreaded apparatus, the cause becomes clear.

What will be the consequence of this shocking revelation? If nothing else, it will lead to gratuitous profanity, unrealistic violence, and a complete lack of common sense.

Perfect!

Expect the 'twin theme' begun in SNAPPER REVENGE to expand in PROGENY. You will likely see all the players from the previous two chapters of THE SNAPPER SAGA. Expect some new 'actors' to appear as well. PROGENY will most likely be the last chapter in THE SNAPPER SAGA, but rumors abound of a future SNAPPER tale of the Dai Kaiju variety. Only time will tell.

Even if SNAPPER is put to bed after this one, we've got some other, more controversial video projects for the future.

The SNAPPER COMIC is still alive, but like PROGENY, suffers from a lack of free time. More is on the way. After the initial two stories are complete, we will bring you SNAPPER PAYBACK, a story penned by technobohemia.com's ringmaster.

Have faith turtle fans, you'll get to see it all by September. Until then,

WATCH THE SNAPPER SAGA THUS FAR.

NEW SNAPPER REVENGE SHIRT

Hey kids, the SNAPPER REVENGE Ringer T-Shirt is now available! Be the first on your block to sport this jazzy shirt emblazoned with the image of a bloody Dave, freshly sated from gorging on Snapper's suspiciously spaghetti-like innards!

The back features some ancient Snapper artwork and a plug for our website.

Click below to see the shirt and ordering information.

SNAPPER REVENGE RINGER T-SHIRT

Get yours now! Become one with the shit pile that is THE SNAPPER SAGA!

TECHNO BOHEMIA'S MOST WATCHED - APRIL 2005

Technobohemia.com has posted the results for their most watched videos of April 2005. Once again, both of our SNAPPER films had a strong showing. Be sure to check out Technobohemia.com and watch all the films/videos they have to offer!

The following is from the Techno Bohemia forums...

1. The Aurora Chair (164 views)
2. Snapper (94 views)
3. Snapper Revenge (83 views)
4. The Alien Hunter (64 views)
5. Intergalactic Pizza (59 views)
6. Tey Liv (41 views)
7. Lost Inside (7 views)

Also this month, we had more international visitors than ever. Lots of stuff transferred to Denmark in particular. Also, Hello to our Latvian friends! Baltic States rule!

Once again, SNAPPER thanks the Techno Bohemians for helping to pimp out our atrocious little odes to no budget stupidity!