LET THERE BE POOP!

After a rough assembly of the material we had for PROGENY so far, we realized something. Just getting to the egg hatching made the video eleven minutes or so long. It's an unwritten law around here that Snapper tales can't exceed twenty minutes. The sheer awfulness of these things requires a quick telling. We know brevity is the soul of wit. Because of this, we declare PROGENY finished.

This tale covers the horrible constipation due to turtle innard ingestion by Dave's character from REVENGE, his ensuing nightmares and the manner in which he relieves said symptoms. Basically, it's an eleven minute short about a man desperately trying to take a shit. As for turtle effects, Snapper Junior makes a brief appearance as a hatchling in the video's final scene.

This is the lowest quality Snapper short yet. Still, those who've seen the video have loved it. I guess you can't beat a giant dose of toilet humor.



SNAPPER PROGENY will premier at TechnoBohemia.com's FREAKSHOW 2005 on October 28th. After the final title screens and adjustments are made, it will be available to watch online and be added to a new version of the SNAPPER DVD. Keep watching this site for updates.

The rest of PROGENY's intended story will be told via yet another Snapper Tale.

God forgive us...

SNAPPER HITS ARKANSAS

Thanks to the latest purchaser of a SNAPPER DVD, we can now add another state to the SNAPPER TOUR! Arkansas has now officially joined the list of states to which SNAPPER DVDs have shipped. That brings our total states infected so far to thirteen. Now, if only folks in the remaining thirty seven states would order DVDs, we could reach our goal of plastering America with the horrid atrocity that is THE SNAPPER SAGA!

What are you waiting for? Order your slice of rampant stupidity today! Just click the PayPal button in the right hand links column to order!

You have nothing to lose except your time, money and dignity.

20 DAYS UNTIL FREAKSHOW!

Hello out there! Just wanted to say thanks to all the returning visitor traffic we've had as of late. There's at least two folks that come here just about every day. Whoever you are, thanks for your interest!



In just twenty days, you can get your first look at the crap-a-thon that is PROGENY at TechnoBohemia.com's FREAKSHOW 2005! Click the image below for details about the event...



At this point, it looks like we'll most likely be showing the footage shot for PROGENY thus far. We'd hoped to do a little mock-umentary, but time is running short. Trying to get the art pieces for the show finished, working up a costume, and coordinating time when the entire SN Buffoonery Team can converge for some Snapper Stuff is a bit taxing...especially when I work nearly seventy hours a week, as do the other members. Oh well.