SNAPPER - BACK IN BLACK!

Hey kids, ever been perusing the SNAPPER SHOP and thought to yourself, I wish these damn snapper T-Shirts came in black! Black is, of course, the mandatory color for T-Shirts celebrating all things dorky and futile. Well, your wet dreams have come true! The black Snapper T-Shirt is now available! This lovely garment features the promo poster for the original z-budget SNAPPER video! Click the link below to check it out and order yours today! All proceeds will benefit further projects and our generally degenerate lifestyle.

SNAPPER BLACK T-SHIRT

PROGENY ONLINE ON HOLD

We've returned from a week of well needed vacation from work. During this time, we'd planned to run PROGENY through I-Movie on Sky's Mac. Sadly, we discovered that the on hand wire to connect camera to computer wasn't the match we thought it would be...imagine that. Our location at the time would've caused the seeking of the correct fire wire to be a huge hassle. Hassle and vacation are two things that no one wants to mix.

The Ringmaster at Technobohemia.com still has a rough version he plans to make available online, but he's been plagued with some recurring technical nightmares.

Oh well, it'll get online when it gets online.

Until then, look for the SNAPPER PROGENY comic adaptation to appear here very soon!

THE FINAL SNAPPER

Yup, we've one final tale to tell. Then there will be no more Snapper. It's time for an all out bonanza of gore and unrealistic violence. Hell, we might halfway try for some quality this time. Yeah, right.

It's time for...SNAPPER CARNAGE!

A rash of deaths, disappearances and mutilations begin to plague Ulanawa Lake after several quiet years. During this time, tales of Snapper have become little more than local legend. That is, until a mysterious stranger appears with an even more mysterious tale: A tale of a brother slaughtered, a quest for revenge, and an attempt at compassion for an orphaned reptile.

Only he can stop what stalks the lake. Only he can bring an end to the CARNAGE!

When will we make it? Who knows. Furthermore, who cares? Still, keep checking back for more rampant stupidity.

NEW SNAPPER GALLERY

Greetings fans of complete crap! Well, why else would you be here? The Ringmaster has left word that it will be a bit longer before PROGENY goes online. Sit tight and keep your nuts off the rocks kids, he'll get to it when he can.

In the meantime, you can peruse the all new SNAPPER GALLERY! There you will find art and still photos from all three Snapper adventures, as well as the stagnant comic book project. I'll rectify the languishing state of the comic soon. Click the link below to check out the new gallery.

SNAPPER ART/PHOTO GALLERY

Enjoy!

ALL FREAKED OUT

FREAKSHOW 2005 has come and gone. Videos were screened, art was sold, and much alcohol was consumed. It was another successful event for the good folks over at Technobohemia.com. The only blight on the event was a drunken party foul or three committed by yours truly. My bad on that one for sure. Oh well, live and learn. Click the link below to see photos from the event.

FREAKSHOW 2005 GALLERY

We'll let you know when the latest atrocious turtle tale, SNAPPER PROGENY, goes online for your viewing disgust/pleasure, whatever the case may be.