WATCH SNAPPER REVENGE

Here it is kiddies! Just as promised, SNAPPER REVENGE in Windows Media! Just click on the image above to experience another chapter of unrealistic violence, foul language, and cardboard puppetry!

Witness how it all began! To see the original SNAPPER, click the image below.



SNAPPER and SNAPPER REVENGE are brought to you in this format by the fine folks at Technobohemia.com.

And now, the latest comment on our majestic turd...

Guys, I must say that is one of the funniest movies, Snapper & Snapper Revenge, I've ever seen. We will have to collaborate on a movie real soon between our characters. Can't wait for the third installment - DARION X

COUNTDOWN TO REVENGE

Well kids, I've been informed that SNAPPER REVENGE will available to view in Windows Media this Wednesday, December 22nd. It will be hosted by the fine folks at Technobohemia.com. Until then, enjoy the following synopsis.

A brother's revenge. A mysterious ally. Two men will settle the score...REVENGE!

After learning that his twin brother has fallen victim to Snapper's senseless bloodlust, a bereaved sibling seeks REVENGE! Upon enlisting the help of a mysterious turtle hunter with issues of his own, the enraged brother sets out to destroy Snapper. Cardboard puppetry carnage ensues. Who will survive, man or beast? Watch and see...

SNAPPER PROGENY

It's official. Pre-production will begin on the next installment of the SNAPPER series in January 2005. Tentatively titled SNAPPER PROGENY, it will even further stretch the limits of bad taste and sloppy effects! We plan to spend a bit more than five bucks on this one. Expect to see suitmation effects for our next creature, though the beloved cardboard puppetry will be involved as well. Dave Hollars will reprise his SNAPPER REVENGE role. Further casting is unknown at this time.

Your only hint for the storyline is this...what goes in the stomach eventually comes out the ass.

In the meantime, watch the original SNAPPER in Windows Media! Just click the link below.



SNAPPER REVENGE will be available in Windows Media soon!
Keeping watching the site for updates!

SNAPPER IN STREAMING VIDEO

Alright kiddies, the streaming video of SNAPPER is now up! SNAPPER REVENGE will be up in the near future. Click the link below to view the streaming video, exclusive to Technobohemia.com...



...enjoy the show!

My thanks to TECHNOBOHEMIA.COM for all their help! And now, the latest SNAPPER review, via Technobohemia.com's SNAPPER FORUM...

Guys, I wanna let you know how amazingly great that was! Great Laugh, and cheap humor. I loved it all! Guys, if you want a "celebrity" to star in a Snapper film...have my Agent Shannon get in touch with me. - ARYKH

Thanks ARYKH! Anyone else with something to say can leave it in the comments link below each post or email us at snapperfilm@aol.com.

I'd also like to thank EC in New York for purchasing a SNAPPER BASEBALL JERSEY. Having a complete stranger enjoy our majestic turd enough to buy a shirt makes it all worth it!

PIMPING THE TURTLE

Attention unrealistic turtle puppet fans, SNAPPER has got a brand new pimp! The fine folks over at TECHNOBOHEMIA.COM have a coming attractions spot posted on their site. They will have a streaming video of the Snapper saga coming very soon! Keep watching for updates! All you folks who are unsure about buying a film you know nothing about will soon be able to get a look at the majestic turd we have to offer!

If you're super brave, why wait? You can purchase your deluxe copy of SNAPPER via the PayPal link in the right hand column.

If you're less than brave, but curious, I have a few early versions of the DVD laying about that I can offer for FREE! No fancy case, no lovely case inserts, and no SNAPPER REVENGE. You'll only get the DVD in a paper sleeve containing SNAPPER and SNAPPER IN THE RAW. If you want a freebie, just send us your Postal mailing address, US or Canadian, to snapperfilm@aol.com. We'll send you a promo disc absolutely free! Supplies of the freebie are VERY limited! Act now!