WHY WAIT?

So there you were, surfing the net for things like OLD BOB, THE BERMUDA DEPTHS, or anything relating to giant turtles of the sea, common snapper or alligator snapper variety. There in your search results was a link to this atrocious site. You came here out of curiosity, not really sure what you'd find.

Maybe you watched SNAPPER and/or watched SNAPPER REVENGE. Perhaps you read our crappy SNAPPER COMIC. You probably wondered why anyone wrought this no-budget crap upon the earth. Hell, maybe you enjoyed our rampant stupidity. Maybe you even considered buying our SNAPPER DVD.

Believe it or not, sometimes people order the DVD. Hell, a few brave souls have even purchased SNAPPER APPAREL.

Perhaps you'd like a closer look at the DVD. Well, you can get a detailed look at the DVD and its packaging by clicking the link below.

SNAPPER DVD AND PACKAGING

Lovely, wasn't it? Why wait? Click the PayPal button in the right hand links column to order your SNAPPER DVD today! Become one with the shit pile that is SNAPPER!

SNAPPER - PAGE FIVE

Enjoy yet another page of poop!



Click below to...

SEE THE COMIC BOOK SO FAR.

NEW GIANT LINKS

I added some new links today relating to other giant turtles and giant beasts in general. Topping the list is OLD BOB, the giant alligator snapping turtle caught in Laguna Lake last year. He's followed be the giant sea turtle flick, THE BERMUDA DEPTHS. Next is WOLFGANG COOPER'S book Snapper, available through amazon.com. Mr. Cooper's Snapper is in no way related to Southernecrology Production's SNAPPER SAGA. Rounding out the list is a gallery of photos from National Geographic's television show about HOGZILLA. Sure, Hogzilla is no turtle, but he's still freakin' HUGE!

You can find the links in the lower right hand column, under the title GIANT LINKS.

I'll add more links as time allows. They will include such lovely cinematic reptilian giants as GAMERA, KAMEBA, and the true story of OSCAR, THE BEAST OF BUSCO.

Be sure to come back Tuesday for an all new SNAPPER COMIC page!

Until then, BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU FISH FOR!!!!!

GIANT SEA TURTLE CARCASS

Okay then, fans of THE BERMUDA DEPTHS will enjoy this one...

A giant sea turtle carcass washed up on the beaches of Florida last Monday. Is it a baby GAMERA? Is it an alien infected relative of KAMEBA? Is there a mysterious carving on the shell?

Regardless, this sea dwelling sucker is HUGE! Click below to ...

READ MORE or SEE THE PHOTOS.

My thanks to Shannon for bringing this to my attention.

SNAPPER - PAGE FOUR

Okay kiddies, here's the craptastic page four of the Snapper Comic. Sure, it's a bit shitty, but if it were high quality, it wouldn't be SNAPPER.



Click below to see the comic so far...

Also of note, I'd like to thank the brave soul from Missouri that recently purchased a SNAPPER DVD. Your support of our abject stupidity is highly appreciated. We hope you enjoy it and spread the word of the turd that is SNAPPER!

SNAPPER COMIC UPDATE

Here's a rough of the next Snapper comic page. It still needs some outline work and text added. Still, it's proof that the project is still alive. I plan to get three new pages done this week, so keep checking back!

Click below to see the comic so far...

SEARCHING THE BERMUDA DEPTHS

I check my site meter frequently. Perhaps too frequently, as traffic here is never really booming. Regardless, I check to see how people found SNAPPER. I check to see what they were searching after. Sometimes, I do a little post about some of these quests, offering up the best links I can find concerning the subject. A subject that often comes up is the 1978 made for TV flick THE BERMUDA DEPTHS.



The film seems to have made a deep impression on folks who saw it during childhood. Now, with the advent of DVD, they endlessly quest for the film in this newest of formats. No dice kids, it hasn't been released on DVD.

Still, there is an attempt by petition to convince Anchor Bay to release the giant sea turtle epic. Click below to read more and sign the petition.

THE BERMUDA DEPTHS PETITION

For tons of info on the film itself, click below for the best site I found about the film.

FROM HERE TO OBSCURITY : BERMUDA DEPTHS

Hey, if you've got goofy turtle movie withdrawal, you can always

SNAPPER RANKINGS

Technobohemia.com has posted a list of Most Watched Videos for March 2005 in their forums. Our little turtle did pretty well last month.

Technobohemia.com - Most Watched Videos for March 2005

1. Intergalactic Pizza 32 views
2. SNAPPER REVENGE 24 views
3. SNAPPER 22 views
4. The Alien Hunter 19 views
5. Aurora Chair 12 views
6. Recycle 10 views

I've also been informed that SNAPPER has already been viewed 43 times this month! That's 43 people that each lost eleven minutes of their lives to SNAPPER! And no, they will never get those eleven minutes back.

Sacrifice your time to complete stupidity!



Be sure and watch ALL the videos that Technobohemia.com has to offer. You can peruse their Dragon Con TV spots and other short films. Get going! Support independent endeavors!

THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG?

Okay rampaging reptile fans, things have been a little slow here at Southernecrology Productions lately. Considering that this 'production company' is basically one immature idiot that works eighty hours a week and a couple of friends, we're pretty productive.

There will be a new flurry of activity on the Snapper Comic very soon. Also, as if anyone really cared, SNAPPER PROGENY is still in the works. You can translate that as I'll starting building a bigger, much better turtle as time allows. Regardless, SNAPPER PROGENY will be finished by September. Watch for 'creature production' photos very soon.

In the meantime, you can quench your rampaging turtle thirst with a book I ran across on Amazon.com. As fate would have it, said book is entitled SNAPPER. It is no way related to Southernecrology Production's SNAPPER SAGA, but still features a rampaging overgrown Alligator Snapping Turtle.

I haven't personally read it, but anything about a snapper killing folks can't be all bad!

The following is a photo of the book and the Amazon.com product description:



SNAPPER is a story that mirrors the timeless spirit of masterpieces such as JAWS and TREMORS. SNAPPER mixes suspense, horror, humor and bayou country hi-jinks to conjure up a tale that just might be true, as a Giant Alligator Snapping Turtle, whose natural habitat is being destroyed by an evil oil drilling company, goes on a rampage in the small, Louisiana river town of Scottsville.

READ MORE...

Wolfgang Cooper's book was published in 2000. Southernecrology Productions shot SNAPPER and SNAPPER REVENGE in 2001. We started marketing the infantile mess in 2004. I don't know what sort of copyright issues this conjures, but Mr. Cooper's book was unknown to me until last week. Hell, I guess there's not to many things to call a story about a big snapper. I'm going to assume it's inconsequential, like when Harvey Comics tried to sue the makers of Ghostbusters, citing that the Ghostbusters insignia looked a lot like their character, Fatso.

A judge resolved the issue by stating something to the effect of their are only so many ways to draw a cartoon ghost.

Indeed.