WE'RE REMODELING

Our returning visitors may notice some changes around here as of late. I've been tweaking the look of the site a bit, in hopes of bringing a little more cohesion to our graphics. Things will probably change some more over the next couple of weeks or so. I'm just trying to simplify the look of things. The links column was beginning to look a bit cluttered up due to all the different image styles.

There was some talk tonight about shooting a new ending for the final version of PROGENY. We came up with something that should bring it more in line with the previous adventures. After the additional scenes are added, we're going to do a decent edit and have a much more polished turd for your enjoyment.

PROGENY as it stands is just some rough shots that were slapped together with a VCR. We truly operate in the Stone Age around here. The final version will be run through I-Movie before it's actually committed to the SNAPPER SAGA DVD. Still, you can watch the latest debacle 'as is' by clicking the link below.

WATCH SNAPPER PROGENY

Don't forget to watch our other idiotic Snapper adventures as well.

We'll see you in the New Year with some brand new comic pages, art, apparel and video project updates.

PROGENY IS ONLINE!

It's finally here! The rough version of SNAPPER PROGENY is now available to watch online! Just click the image below to watch it. There's still some tweaking to be done, but we hope you will enjoy the most recent addition to the Snapper Saga. It's complete crap, literally. Eventually, a more 'polished' version will appear on the next edition of our Snapper Saga DVD.



We also have another act of stupidity for your consideration. Click the image below to watch our 'poop joke' send up of the sci-fi classic Logan's Run. Shot years ago in lovely downtown Knoxville, Tennessee, LOGAN RUNS focuses on a Sandman who desperately needs to find a bit of Sanctuary.



Well, that pretty much does it as far as new SNAPPER stuff for 2005. It's been a decent year for our rampaging reptile. We've received some cool feedback, sold some DVDs, ran some promos and met some interesting Snapper Fans lurking in the far flung corners of the USA.

I'd like to take a moment to thank everyone who's been a part of what we've done and/or used their own precious free time to further our idiotic projects.

Dave, Sky and Cro-Mag, without your memorable characters and ad-libbed tomfoolery, there'd be no Snapper at all! You guys are the best!

As for tech support, we would have never gotten online or even off the ground had it not been for the time and efforts of Xyon and The Ringmaster over at Technobohemia.com. Kudos to you both! Thanks for your time and patience.

For everyone out there that watched Snapper, bought a DVD, responded to our promos, forced your friends to watch Snapper and/or furthered our cause in any way, THANK YOU on behalf of everyone here at Southernecrology Productions!

2006 will be the year of the final Snapper video. SNAPPER CARNAGE will bring all this crap to a fitting conclusion. Be sure and visit us in the new year for updates on the final project! Next year will also see the Snapper Comic finished, believe it or not...and yes Ringmaster, PAYBACK will be included.

Until then, everyone have a great holiday season while spreading rampant stupidity!

PREPARE FOR POOP!

I got a call from the Ringmaster over at Technobohemia.com today. He'd just re-scanned the rough version of SNAPPER PROGENY! He should have it online for all you good folks to suffer through very soon.

He also plans to make another of our crappy blasts from the past, LOGAN RUNS available in streaming video as well. Logan Runs is of course a spoof of/homage to the legendary sci-fi classic LOGAN'S RUN. We of course, in all our typical craptastic glory, take it down to the level of a sophomoric poop joke.

Oh well.

Have you ever wondered what kind of morons would allow themselves to be in a SNAPPER debacle? Have you ever pondered what kind of lives they must lead? Well, two of our SNAPPER cast members run little blogs about this, that and everything. Just follow the character descriptions below to read their blogs.

THE TURTLE HUNTER'S BLOG

BALL CAP'S BLOG

Be sure and keep checking the site for SNAPPER PROGENY! You don't want to miss an eleven minute video about Dave trying to poop out and egg do you?

Um...well, maybe you might.

IT'S ALMOST TIME!

Yup, the time is drawing nigh for FESTIVUS! Break out the aluminum pole, invite some friends and/or foes over, air your grievances and let the feats of strength begin!

It beats the hell out of that reworked pagan Saturnalia with a dash of Mithraism we know as Christmas! No gifts, no shopping, no messy tree and no false sentiments, it's just plain fun!

Get on the bandwagon! Dump Christmas and all its pointless frustration.

Celebrate the wonderfully guiltless and meaningless FESTIVUS!

You'll be glad you did!

IDIOTS IN FESTIVUS BOOK

Though not SNAPPER related, three members of the Southernecrology Buffoonery Team are featured in a brand new, nationally released book about Festivus!

The following is from jadedjournal.blogspot.com...

Well, Allen Salkin's little book about Festivus is out and available on the shelves of your local chain bookseller. If you were to pick up a copy and leaf through the pages, some of you might find a familiar face or three staring back. Yes, right there on page twenty-two you'll find three members of the Southernecrology crew celebrating Festivus.

FULL STORY AND PHOTOS